It seems that you see broken neon signs more and more these days.  Advertising your business right out in front of it is a no-brainer, but these companies better get the repair guy out there quickly or they’ll be attracting the wrong customers…

 

 

In case you can’t afford the full breast reconstruction.

 

This is a proposed superstore for when they legalize marijuana.

 

I’m guessing this is a common problem with a company that has this name on all their signs.

 

Not many people have more than one MILF but if you do, you can store one of them here.

 

I guess it depends on how high the prices are.

 

Having a hard time figuring out what the missing letter is. Did they misspell “Supreme”?

 

Yes indeed.

 

Well if you’re going to a carnival of hoes, at least they’re 1/2 price.

 

This one actually makes sense!

 

And you wondered where all those cats come from.

 

Well, there are some loco Jews…

 

Doesn’t sound too tasty to me.

 

You wonder if a competitor shot the 4 letters out.

 

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

from brainjet.com