Only a few of these are retail oriented, but they were all too good not to share. I love the evacuation plan–I always get a kick out of seeing our “Emergency Evacuation Plan” in the breakroom, in a tiny store with basically only 2 exits. I’m pretty sure everyone is just running for the nearest one and not stopping to check the breakroom for where to go.
30 Minutes or Less?
We love that their official delivery time is “Eh, whenever.”
Caution!
You should see the signs in this town that don’t warn about their sharp edges. So much blood. So many families torn apart by sign-related fatalities. So much blood.
Elevator Sign
On the plus side, the humming descent of the elevator is your soul jumping right back into your body. Right? RIGHT!?
That’s One Reason for a Sale
Followed by a Monday “going out of business” sale and then some kind of Tuesday morning insurance fire.
Definitely Not a Hilton
Alternate tag lines:
“Meh.”
“There are four walls and maybe a bed, what else do you want?”
“Who are you? The Queen of England? It’s a motel.”
“Only kind of gross.”
“Each room comes with a family of rats cats.”
I Have!
Only TWO people have seen this flier? Where is it posted, a CHIMNEY!?
Evacuation Plan
I tried this and then I ran into a wall and now I’m bleeding. What now?
President Gerald Ford
If you enter this elevator wearing an American Flag lapel pin it counts as a presidential pardon.
Honest Fan Sign
Based on the look on the lady’s face in the bottom right corner, this sign is totally working.
Employee of the Month
They technically did what was asked! We all saw it!
Probably!
Based on this logic, I’m probably the strongest and coolest man on the planet. Prove me wrong, Internet!
Danger
I tried this and then my body exploded and now I’m a ghost. What now?
Cheap Water
Just out of frame is a flat of “expensive water,” which costs five million dollars.
Pub-Based Reasons
My favorite part about this sign is that it’s clearly hanging on the door of a children’s book store.
Exhibit 1
“And then after that I’ll go home and make a sandwich and then maybe take a nap. Sign making is hard, guys!”