24 Reasons Why Everyone Should Be Forced To Work Retail For One Day

Posted on by RetailGuy

       Another list to brighten your day, especially if you’re still stuck in retail.   #12 actually happened to me the other night, a homeless guy pulled out two sweaty bills and dropped a ton of nickels, dimes and quarters on the counter to pay for his $6.99 bottle of vodka.   I had to not only pick up the bills but count through the change to get to the magic total.  I immediately went for the hand sanitizer and scrubbed vigorously.

1. So they’ll know the pain of just trying to get home:

So they'll know the pain of just trying to get home:

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2. So they’ll know never to tell this joke again:

So they'll know never to tell this joke again:

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3. So they’ll know NOT TO TOUCH THE DAMN DISPLAY:

So they'll know NOT TO TOUCH THE DAMN DISPLAY:

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4. So they’ll know not to constantly remind you of the hell you are currently living in:

So they'll know not to constantly remind you of the hell you are currently living in:

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5. So they’ll know to say “hi” back:

So they'll know to say "hi" back:

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6. So they’ll know to stay off the DAMN PHONE:

So they'll know to stay off the DAMN PHONE:

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7. So they’d know “the back” isn’t some mythical place where everything is in stock:

So they'd know "the back" isn't some mythical place where everything is in stock:

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8. So they’ll know that you’re ON BREAK:

So they'll know that you're ON BREAK:

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9. So they’ll learn to truly appreciate weekends:

So they'll learn to truly appreciate weekends:

Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

10. So they’ll learn how truly HEINOUS this is to do to a person:

So they'll learn how truly HEINOUS this is to do to a person:

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11. So they’ll learn when to leave you alone:

So they'll learn when to leave you alone:

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12. So they’ll know how gross it is when they use sweaty money:

So they'll know how gross it is when they use sweaty money:

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13. So they’ll know that, no, the customer is not always right:

So they'll know that, no, the customer is not always right:

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14. So they’ll know the sweet, sweet joy of a difficult customer leaving:

So they'll know the sweet, sweet joy of a difficult customer leaving:

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15. So they’ll know you’re working AS FAST AS YOU CAN:

So they'll know you're working AS FAST AS YOU CAN:

Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife

16. So they’ll know that hygiene is a MUST:

So they'll know that hygiene is a MUST:

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17. So they’ll learn what true fear is:

So they'll learn what true fear is:

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18. So they’ll learn that this isn’t your problem:

So they'll learn that this isn't your problem:

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19. So they’ll know they aren’t a professional comedian:

So they'll know they aren't a professional comedian:

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20. So they’ll keep their life story for their autobiography:

So they'll keep their life story for their autobiography:

Via Twitter: @WorkerRetail

21. So they’ll know what true victory feels like:

So they'll know what true victory feels like:

Via Twitter: @ProCashier

22. So they’ll learn never to forget their dang wallet:

So they'll learn never to forget their dang wallet:

Via Twitter: @stephhbernardo

23. So they’ll learn that this isn’t really a good threat:

So they'll learn that this isn't really a good threat:

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24. But mostly so they’ll learn the most important thing they can learn: DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE.

But mostly so they'll learn the most important thing they can learn: DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.

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