Another great batch of creative names for businesses. Surelock Homes!! I love it. It’s a mystery how they thought of that one. I almost want to open a business just so I could think up a creative name and make this list.
Planet of the Grapes
When you go inside and see the Statue of Liberty, you’ll realize Planet of the Grapes has been Earth the whole time!
Indiana Bones Temple of Groom
Your dog will look so good after going here that it will belong in a museum.
Carl’s Pane in the Glass
Carl can get on your nerves sometimes, but he gets the job done!
Lord of the Fries
You’re only allowed to order food here if you’re holding the conch.
The Merchant of Tennis
If you’re looking to go here, you can find it right next door to Macbeth, Bed and Beyond.
Bread Zeppelin
To get to this restaurant, you have to go over the hills and far away.
The Codfather
If you want a good deal on fish and chips, they’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.
Lawn & Order
They do a good job of maintaining your lawn, but they always end up finding a dead body.
Wok This Way
You could choose to not go to this Aerosmith-inspired restaurant, but then you’d miss their food, and you don’t want to miss a thing.
Jean-Claude Van Man
This van will safely move your belongings, because none of them are expendable.
Pho Shizzle
Surprisingly, this restaurant is not owned by Snoop Dogg.
Surelock Homes
They guarantee your home will never be broken into by Moriarty.
Scissors Palace
Getting your hair cut here is a real gamble.
Sofa so Good
They chose to sell sofas after the failure of their first business, Couch So Good.
Barber Blacksheep
“Barber Blacksheep, have you any wool?”
“No. I’m a barber, not a sheep shearer. For the last time, Blacksheep is just a name!”
