Just a little sign humor to get your weekend going, the Hillary Special sounds pretty good but it makes me wonder what the Donald Special might be…
Category: Retail Humor
This Customer Is Going to Be Very Disappointed
I wish I had thought of this. Manager in a restaurant has a customer who is just plain being a bitch, and instead of bending over backwards, he gave her a gift card to satisfy her and solve the “complaint” the easy way. That happens all the time. The cool part is that Read More…
I Can Never Find A Shopping Cart Here!
Mere words can’t describe how dumb this guy is. Just play and enjoy.
14 Inventions That Actually Make Sense
Recently I talked about inventions for lazy people, but these 14 inventions actually make sense. Well, most of them, anyway. The see-through toaster looks cool, but you can only do 1 slice at a time and who would really spend the time to stare at the toast while it’s being cooked? You’re too busy cooking the eggs Read More…
How Lazy Can People Get?
A long time ago there was an episode of the TV show “The Outer Limits” where a race of beings had become so dependent on devices to do their work for them that their bodies evolved into big blobs of fat and they could no longer get out of their chairs. They kidnapped humans to Read More…
Why Retail Is Different From An Office Job
There are those of us who work in retail, and the rest of the world that has a NORMAL job. People who work in a office just don’t fully comprehend the idea of working short-staffed, under constant pressure and worst of all, not having a water cooler to gather around. (In fact, there’s usually not Read More…
Confessions of a Retail Worker
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How To Lose Your Girlfriend at the Grocery Store
This guy decides to follow his girlfriend around the grocery store and annoy her with grocery puns. She has the patience of a saint. If they are still together, they must truly be in love.
The Worst Snacks of Our Childhood
I’m not sure if I’m not part of the right generation or what, but I have to vehemently disagree with a lot of the items on this list from Guff.com. These are great snacks! Who among us has never squirted a can of cheese on a cracker and savored the delicate flavor? And speaking Read More…
You Had One Job…
From Retail Hell Underground, some more examples of people who just couldn’t get it right. I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s the shoulder, not the back. If these are made from the testicles of canines I think I’ll pass. I wonder if there was only one of these messed up Read More…