As I told you a while back, Skymall is going bankrupt and won’t be selling a lot of crazy items.  Although I also told you that they were saved and will still be around, they won’t be selling a lot of the more interesting items any more.

So luckily, Amazon carries most of the special items they had, so rest assured you can buy these 7 one-of-a-kind treasures:

Wine Necklace Holder.  For amputees and lazy alcholics.

 

King Tut Egyptian Chair.  The only thing less comfortable is the Kings throne in Game of Thrones.

 

 

Personalizing Branding Iron.   So you stake your claim.  Or claim your steak.

 

Beer Pager.  There’s nothing worse than losing your can of High Life.

 

Bracelet Assister.  I wonder if it works on both hands or if you have to buy a leftie and a rightie one?

 

Dog Breed Toaster.   I need one because my golden retriever won’t touch a piece of toast that has a poodle on it.

 

Litter Robot.    The description says “After your cat enters…)  Any cat dumb enough to climb in what looks like a gas chamber death trap deserves to lose 4-5 of their lives.