It seems like most of these incredibly scary devices are from the Japan Trend Shop, which tells me that Japanese people must be very uptight about their appearance, because who else would try putting any of these items to work on their body? I think most of these were devised by plastic surgeons Read More…
Category: Retail Humor
30 Of The Best And Worst Things About Working Retail
This is a great list. The sad part is that out of the 30 things, only the last 4 are the good things. So that’s 26 bad things about working in retail out of 30. Not a good score. I can personally vouch for #3, as I am SO sick of hearing the Gecko Read More…
Prankster Adds Fake In-Store Coupons at the Grocery Store
Who said retail isn’t fun? Well it is if you don’t work there and you have a sense of humor like this guy. I can only imagine the look on the cashier’s face when one of these was presented up front. (And you KNOW they were.) But you know what, a free Read More…
You Had One Job…
More classics found in retail stores. I’m pretty sure the answer to #10 is “Anywhere in Downtown Los Angeles.” And as for #15, if I’m working in that store, I’m demanding overtime for working more than 6 days in a week. It Floats Just Like The Titanic Too soon? Only people with a Read More…
11 Things Sold On Amazon That You Won’t Believe
Amazon is such a wonderful place. You can buy nearly everything you need on there. Groceries, electronics, health and beauty aids, and of course books, movies and music. And in case you already have everything, here’s 11 things that will make you shake your head and wonder “Does anyone actually BUY these Read More…
The Weirdest Canned Foods You Can Buy
Okay, prepare to get grossed out by a list from Guff of things that somebody decided would be cool to put in a can. And if the Snickers in Tomato Sauce is a real thing, I’m hoping I never see Dove Bars with Alfredo Sauce, because I love Dove candy but I’d never Read More…
Photos Of The Exact Moment When You Realize You’re Getting Ripped Off
If this keeps up, I might have to start a new blog just for false advertising. To quote Game of Thrones, “Shame!! Shame!!” Use The Forks Hey, this isn’t a ripoff. It’s just an accurate approximation of what it felt like paying for admission to any of the prequels. source 2 Not Quite As Read More…
10 Terrible Products That Had To Be Designed By Psychopaths
Yes, here’s yet another list of items for sale that had to come from deep inside a dark, twisted mind. I have actually seen a smaller version of the cereal marshmallows for sale at CVS, but who the hell buys 40 pounds of them? Paul Bunyan? Be advised that #5 is somewhat X-rated Read More…
If Slogans For Restaurant Chains Were Honest
These are from Buzzfeed. I can vouch for the first one as I just ate at Olive Garden the other night (not my choice…) and they do still add an Andes Mint after you’ve already consumed 2,500 calories of pasta and bread. In regards to the last one, yes, the Read More…
Spectacular IKEA Fails
So you buy some inexpensive furniture from IKEA, and fortunately they have provided you with easy-to-follow directions with diagrams that even a child could understand. Unfortunately, they overestimated the intelligence of the average American and some interesting things were built as a result. I have personally purchased things from IKEA and I will Read More…