Amazon is such a wonderful place. You can buy nearly everything you need on there. Groceries, electronics, health and beauty aids, and of course books, movies and music. And in case you already have everything, here’s 11 things that will make you shake your head and wonder “Does anyone actually BUY these things?” Number 5 takes the cake for me.
1. A great way to enjoy a Bloody Mary.
Amazon
Amazon
Hide Your Alcohol in Tampon Flasks
IDK why but buy it here.
2. Could this be the next Harry Potter?
30 Years I Do Not Brush My Teeth
If you give da fuq, read it here.
3. Perfect for the boy scout who can’t follow the rules and leave his phone at home. DA FUQ?
Fire-powered Phone Charger
Buy it here, I guess.
4. For when you want to circumcise your infant but you’re not 100% sure how.
Infant Circumcision Trainer, White
Maybe just ask someone else to do it?
Get it here.
5. Your room looks nice, but it’s missing something. Could it be this?
Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals
Buy the perfect accent piece to any home here.
6. Why would you ever wear a baseball cap when THIS exists?
Rasta Imposta Clam Hat
Buy it here.
7. Try to guess what this is for. Seriously. Try.
Anti-Wrinkle Face Slimmer
Purchase it here.
8. For when you want to step up your morph suit game.
JustinCostume Men’s Big Dick Costume Zentai Suit Funny Halloween Costumes
Buy it here.
9. When you’re dry, you’re dry.
Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum
Take the lube plunge here.
11. You know, to protect against spills.
Plastic Sheet for Body Wrap 70”x108” (24 count)
Buy it here.