If this keeps up, I might have to start a new blog just for false advertising. To quote Game of Thrones, “Shame!! Shame!!”
Use The Forks
Hey, this isn’t a ripoff. It’s just an accurate approximation of what it felt like paying for admission to any of the prequels.
Not Quite As Advertised
It’s not the beach ball’s fault, kid. It’s your fault for being 11 feet tall.
Nobody Likes Chocolate, Anyway
Roommates, take note: This is a surefire way to keep your ice cream safe from anyone ever wanting to steal it.
That’s Just Nuts
I’m sorry, were you expecting nuts to be on the top of your brownie bar? I don’t know what would have given you that idea…
Chili’s Bowl Ripoff
Can you believe it? She ordered a spinach and vegetable skillet, but ended up just getting a mound of melted cheese!
…Wait, hang on, that actually sounds delicious.
Inflated Packaging
And if proper dental hygiene isn’t your thing, try this money-saving tip: Buy a tube of this Rembrandt toothpaste, and you’ll never feel like smiling again.
Et Tu, Twinkie?
Remember back in 2013 when we felt fortunate just being able to have Twinkies in our lives again? Yeah, those days are gone now.
Hope You Weren’t Hungry
We’re sick of the media portraying images of unrealistic sandwich standards. All sandwiches are beautiful!
…Except this one.
It’s Going To Be A Bad Day
New corporate slogan: “You have no right to complain. You came to McDonald’s. You brought this upon yourself.”
Score A Goal For Disappointment
“Sorry, honey, but we had to choose between buying a regulation-sized net or paying for your college.
…Just kidding. We’re not paying for your college, either. But we are going to Aruba!”
Feeling Berry Ripped Off
The company that made this chocolate has been in business since 1906, which is especially impressive when you consider that not once has a single customer given them repeat business.
Everybody Loves Crust, Right?
Pizza Hut employee: “I know they said they wanted a pizza, but I’m pretty sure they’d rather have bread sticks. <GASP> I have just the idea!”
Subway! Eat Less!
Hey, it’s not the the size of your lunch that matters, it’s how you use it.
You Don’t Want To Know What He’s Seen
This is why you have to seal your freezers properly. Otherwise, you risk letting in things like heat, moisture and the tortured souls of demons.
Who’s Ready For A Party?!
Now now, all they promised was that the pizza experience would be like a party. They just neglected to mention that the party in question would be reminiscent of those you attended during your awkward middle school years.