If Slogans For Restaurant Chains Were Honest

    These are from Buzzfeed.     I can vouch for the first one as I just ate at Olive Garden the other night (not my choice…) and they do still add an Andes Mint after you’ve already consumed 2,500 calories of pasta and bread.
     In regards to the last one,  yes, the East Coast can suck it, you don’t get to enjoy In & Out.  I have yet to encounter anyone who does not like their burgers.    In the last few years a couple other chains have tried to infiltrate California and neither has impressed me–I went to a 5 Guys Burger place and ordered a cheeseburger and they forgot to put cheese on it, and most recently went to check out Steak & Shake which has opened nearby and lifted my burger off the plate only to see a messy blob of mustard and ketchup spill out on to the plate.  The burger was greasy, thin and not at all tasty.  The shake was good but they’re going to have do a lot better to compete with In & Out, that’s what a hamburger’s all about.
Olive Garden

Cinnabon

CPK

Subway

IHOP

Benihana

Hooters

Chipotle

ABP

Cheesecake Factory

Auntie Anne’s

TMP

Panera

In-N-Out