Another great list from cracked.com,  showing what would happen if there truly WAS truth in packaging.

Anyone else remember the black snakes you lit on fire?   Wow those were fun.  For about 15 minutes.   And now I have to go through my cupboard and fridge to throw out the “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter”, my honey, and my Lea & Perrins Worchestere Sauce because I hate anchovies, dammit!   Curse you, cracked.com!      I doubt the one below will stop my buddy Martin from drinking any more wine, though…