You know you’ve been in retail too long when you can identify with all 24 of these. Woe is me.
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YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
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:~)
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Never heard that one before.
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Too real.
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“I am a generous God.”
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Didn’t want to know you anyway…
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Please just put it on my hand…
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Mine was the broom closet.
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Manners, please.
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Ooh la la.
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MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
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Smell ya later.
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I’m sure you know nothing about that stains.
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I don’t feel like talking to people today…