Who Works At CVS? Play The Game on SNL

Posted on April 21, 2016 by RetailGuy

What’s scary about this video is how true to life it is. Gotta love SNL for picking CVS for this skit, they could have probably gone with Walmart or Target but it just works so much better in a CVS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPMeJe8ANOQ

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