Is That A Python In Your Pants, Or Are You Happy To See Me?

Here’s another thief with some balls, although he put them at risk by his brazen theft of a python.  I wonder if he walked around for a while trying to impress the ladies, or realized that his future sterility was at stake and he de-snaked as soon as possible…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyMr_E_N-Mw