21 Of The Most Awesome Things To Ever Happen In A Target

Posted on November 4, 2015 by RetailGuy

Okay most of these are pretty awesome. I thought I had built some creative displays in my career but I must bow down to the creator of #13.

1. When it owned this guy.

When it owned this guy.

2. This sale that’s just to die for.

This sale that's just to die for.

3. This creative book stocking.

This creative book stocking.

4. When it stocked some very tasty beverages.

When it stocked some very tasty beverages.

5. And delicious dinners.

And delicious dinners.

6. When this employee was just done.

When this employee was just done.

7. When these pillows were not found.

When these pillows were not found.

Get it?

8. When it stocked Mountain Dew and Doritos alongside the new Call of Duty.

When it stocked Mountain Dew and Doritos alongside the new Call of Duty.

9. When the candy was shelved oh-so-perfectly.

When the candy was shelved oh-so-perfectly.

Ahhhh.

10. This.

This.

It’s NICOLAS CAGE.

11. When it had so much chill.

When it had so much chill.

12. This own.

This own.

13. When it made this helpful back-to-school display.

When it made this helpful back-to-school display.

14. When it just wanted to help you Netflix and chill.

When it just wanted to help you Netflix and chill.

15. When someone did this.

When someone did this.

16. And this.

And this.

17. When it locked up its most precious cargo.

When it locked up its most precious cargo.

18. This kid who has it all figured out.

This kid who has it all figured out.

19. The number of this pet products aisle.

The number of this pet products aisle.

20. This AMAZING activewear mannequin.

This AMAZING activewear mannequin.

21. And this VERY AWESOME placement of products.

And this VERY AWESOME placement of products.

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