Happy Halloween! Fortunately this year I don’t have to work today and deal with the hordes of last-minute customers, the procrastinators who wait until 5 pm on the 31st and then complain “What, you don’t have any more Snickers?” Probably the same people who complained “Halloween ALREADY?” when we set it in late September. And as for #4, something tells me the “licking machine” designed by students at Purdue was utilized for something else other than analyzing Tootsie Pops…