Another list of useless things from Buzzfeed, but I take objection to #7 and #21, as those are actually things that a lot of people use. I can’t vouch for the neti pot, as I use a nasal rinser, but doesn’t everyone hang their bananas on a banana tree? Are you people just leaving them on the dirty counter or putting them in the refrigerator like you’re not supposed to?
#9 is sold at CVS, can’t vouch for how well it sells but it has survived three planogram revisions so it must be doing well.
1. “What should I get dad for Christmas this year?”
Change his life here.
3. Dis mini sofa for your dog.
Oh my goodness, look at him. Make all his lil’ fluffy dreams come true here.
6. It’s sole purpose in life is to clean your foot, that is luxury right there.
Indulge your feet here.
7. A tiny watering can to rinse your nose with.
It looks kind of messy, but we all get desperate when our nose is blocked.
10. Up to seven cherries at a time! Imagine the jam, the pies, the crumbles.
Fulfil your cherry destiny here.
11. You could wash up forever in these bad boys.
Sadly these awesome gingham ones are no longer available, but you can buy floral ones here.
17. This long-handled pancake pan that will make one small pancake on your fire JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED.
The magic starts here.
19. No more scratched floors, plus look how cute your chair is now.
Treat your chair like a member of the family here.
21. Now you think about it, everyone needs one of these.
Except people who hate bananas, get them a mug tree instead. All other people go here.
22. Yes, it’s cheaper and easier to buy your own but which will make you prouder?
The adventure starts here.
23. One of those things you didn’t know you needed until just now.
Make your mug a little fancier here.
