And you thought the first list of lazyness inducing items was bad. 12 more items for people who can’t be bothered to do the simplest things imaginable. Society, heal thyself.
Battery-operated scissors for when cutting something is just too much work.
Seems legit.
The Automatic Dog Ball Thrower for people who shouldn’t really have dogs.
The Pet Petter, for people who definitely shouldn’t have pets.
A reboot bar, because Ctrl+Alt+Delete are just so hard to reach.

Evenly slice your banana in an instant, because doing it regularly takes like an hour?
Now walking around your house and cleaning can be done at the same time.
Never take another step, because why should you?
A twirling spaghetti fork that will almost certainly make a mess.

The Pour Thing, which prevents you from having to lift anything heavy from the fridge.
Toast your bread on the go.

A roller suitcase that changes into a dresser.
