24 Reasons Why Everyone Should Be Forced To Work Retail For One Day

       Another list to brighten your day, especially if you’re still stuck in retail.   #12 actually happened to me the other night, a homeless guy pulled out two sweaty bills and dropped a ton of nickels, dimes and quarters on the counter to pay for his $6.99 bottle of vodka.   I had to not only pick up the bills but count through the change to get to the magic total.  I immediately went for the hand sanitizer and scrubbed vigorously.

1. So they’ll know the pain of just trying to get home:

So they'll know the pain of just trying to get home:

2. So they’ll know never to tell this joke again:

So they'll know never to tell this joke again:

3. So they’ll know NOT TO TOUCH THE DAMN DISPLAY:

So they'll know NOT TO TOUCH THE DAMN DISPLAY:

4. So they’ll know not to constantly remind you of the hell you are currently living in:

So they'll know not to constantly remind you of the hell you are currently living in:

5. So they’ll know to say “hi” back:

So they'll know to say "hi" back:

6. So they’ll know to stay off the DAMN PHONE:

So they'll know to stay off the DAMN PHONE:

7. So they’d know “the back” isn’t some mythical place where everything is in stock:

So they'd know "the back" isn't some mythical place where everything is in stock:

8. So they’ll know that you’re ON BREAK:

So they'll know that you're ON BREAK:

9. So they’ll learn to truly appreciate weekends:

So they'll learn to truly appreciate weekends:

10. So they’ll learn how truly HEINOUS this is to do to a person:

So they'll learn how truly HEINOUS this is to do to a person:

11. So they’ll learn when to leave you alone:

So they'll learn when to leave you alone:

12. So they’ll know how gross it is when they use sweaty money:

So they'll know how gross it is when they use sweaty money:

13. So they’ll know that, no, the customer is not always right:

So they'll know that, no, the customer is not always right:

14. So they’ll know the sweet, sweet joy of a difficult customer leaving:

So they'll know the sweet, sweet joy of a difficult customer leaving:

15. So they’ll know you’re working AS FAST AS YOU CAN:

So they'll know you're working AS FAST AS YOU CAN:

16. So they’ll know that hygiene is a MUST:

So they'll know that hygiene is a MUST:

17. So they’ll learn what true fear is:

So they'll learn what true fear is:

18. So they’ll learn that this isn’t your problem:

So they'll learn that this isn't your problem:

19. So they’ll know they aren’t a professional comedian:

So they'll know they aren't a professional comedian:

20. So they’ll keep their life story for their autobiography:

So they'll keep their life story for their autobiography:

21. So they’ll know what true victory feels like:

So they'll know what true victory feels like:

22. So they’ll learn never to forget their dang wallet:

So they'll learn never to forget their dang wallet:

23. So they’ll learn that this isn’t really a good threat:

So they'll learn that this isn't really a good threat:

24. But mostly so they’ll learn the most important thing they can learn: DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE.

But mostly so they'll learn the most important thing they can learn: DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.