25 Foods You’ll Never Be Able To Eat Again

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     This list is actually 4 years old, and interestingly enough, some of the items have made a comeback since then, so you will be able to eat them again.    Crispy M and M’s apparently didn’t sell in a blue package, but have returned in a green package.   Surge Cola has also returned, and here’s where you can find it.    Crystal Pepsi also made a brief comeback in the form of a contest so who knows if that will be back as well.Please tell me however, that the purple (and green) Heinz ketchup will not be returning any time soon.  I believe that a large of amount of children who used the product will have food issues forever and may be permanently unable to eat french fries without throwing up.

  • 1. Crispy M&Ms

    Crispy M&MsMet its tragic, untimely death in the United States in 2005.

  • 2. Pepsi Blue

    Pepsi BlueDiscontinued in the US and Canada in 2004.

  • 3. French Toast Crunch

    French Toast CrunchRipped from grocery store shelves in the US in 2006. via.

  • 4. Butterfinger BBs

    Butterfinger BBsFinished its impressive run in 2006.

  • 5. Sprite Remix

    Sprite RemixEntered the grocery store of the great beyond in 2005.

  • 6. Surge

    SurgeThe Coca-Cola Company ruined soda forever when they discontinued this fine beverage in 2003.

  • 7. Magic Middles

    Magic MiddlesThe turbulent mid-90’s took these delicious treats from our needy hands.

  • 8. Ecto Cooler

    Ecto CoolerDespite initially being simply a movie tie-in for 1984’s Ghostbusters, Ecto Cooler disappeared in 2001, forever ruining the contents of your lunchbox.

  • 9. 3D Doritos

    3D DoritosApparently the world wasn’t ready for 3D snacks in the mid 2000’s, and so this product ended its run all too early. I blame Avatar.

  • 10. Crystal Pepsi

    Crystal PepsiThis great experiment in color was discontinued in 1993.

  • 11. Squeezits

    SqueezitsGeneral Mills ruined snack-time forever in 2001.

  • 12. Waffle Crisp

    Waffle CrispHas all but disappeared in recent years.

  • 13. Oreo O’s

    Oreo O'sThe most delicious cereal of all time met its end in 2007. Except in South Korea!

  • 14. PB Crisps

    PB CrispsAs the Planters Wikipedia article (very trustworthy) states, these goodies were “discontinued for being too delicious.” via.

  • 15. Four Loko

    Four LokoThe Man killed Four Loko in 2011. RIP FUN.

  • 16. Josta

    JostaThe first energy drink ever apparently ran out of fuel in 1999.

  • 17. Uh-Oh Oreos

    Uh-Oh OreosApparently the product has since been rebranded in 2007… but it will never be the same.

  • 18. Wonder Balls

    Wonder BallsWhat’s inside a wonder ball? Magic. And Nestle killed magic in 2004.

  • 19. PB Max

    PB MaxDiscontinued sometime in the 90’s because the Mars family didn’t like peanut butter. Seriously.

  • 20. Orbitz

    OrbitzThis ground breaking soft drink/floating dots hybrid met its end in 1997. Who cares if it tasted bad, it looked so DAMN COOL.

  • 21. Mountain Dew Black/Livewire

    Mountain Dew Black/LivewireDespite popular DEWmand, these drinks disappeared in 2004, and more recently in 2011. (Image credit: BevReview.com)

  • 22. Apple Fig Newtons

    Apple Fig NewtonsThese delicious treats have disappeared without much warning in recent years.

  • 23. Gatorade Gum

    Gatorade GumGatorade was the first to learn that drinks and gum don’t mix so well in the late 90’s.

  • 24. Heinz EZ Squirt

    Heinz EZ SquirtThere is something just so damn awesome about colorful condiments. Or maybe just so damn gross. Either way, barf ketchup was discontinued in 2006.

  • 25. The Supersize

    The SupersizePhased out of the McDonalds menu in 2004. Just once, just one more time, I’d like to say those wonderful words. And then puke.