Hopefully you made the decision to stay away from the madness, and if you did, here’s some of what you’re missing today.    First a brawl in Kentucky, not sure but might have been a fight over the last “Duck Dynasty” DVD set…

And here’s a brawl over a vegetable steamer.  That’s right, not a big-screen TV, not a video game, a freaking vegetable steamer.   Watch the lady at 0:13 steal one right out of the little girl’s hands.  Horrifying.