When will it end? Can we trust no one? The foot long isn’t even a foot long!! Well then again, I guess we can’t trust anything Jared Fogle was telling us all these years…and the last one is a bold faced lie if I ever saw one. Game of Inches Because “$5 11-Inch Long” Read More…
Category: Retail Humor
23 Foods That Prove You Shouldn’t Trust The Photo On The Packet
Why can’t these people get sued for false advertising? And people get upset about our confusing ad signs. This is worse. Way worse. Be warned, #19 will invade your dreams and you’ll never be able to watch Scooby-Doo again. 1. This panini. imgur.com 2. These chocolates that are just…different. imgur.com 3. This. Read More…
24 Tweets That Are Way Too Real If You’ve Ever Worked Retail
You know you’ve been in retail too long when you can identify with all 24 of these. Woe is me. YOU DON’T KNOW ME! twitter :~) tumblr Never heard that one before. imgur Too real. twitter “I am a generous God.” twitter Didn’t want to know you anyway… twitter twitter Please just put Read More…
These Signs Prove That People Are Getting Stupider
Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs. I am constantly amazed at how many “required” signs are posted all over our stores. There are dozens of signs on the baler stating “Minors are not allowed to use the baler” which seem redundant since a)we don’t hire minors and b) only the managers can have the key Read More…
The 24 Weirdest Food Items You Can Buy on Amazon
There is no limit to the variety of items sold on Amazon. Other than human organs, alcohol and guns, there aren’t too many things you CAN’T find on there, but there are also some items you might find that you wish you hadn’t. This is a list of some edible items that I just Read More…
15 People Who Clearly Didn’t Think Things Through
More fun with signage, fonts and another reason why the world still needs proofreaders. 1. This is man officially a dick head 2. I wonder why this particular shade has had such a big reduction in price? 3. Starbucks sucks 4. Oh no, not again 5. An honest mis-shake 6. Might want to rethink Read More…
Who Works At CVS? Play The Game on SNL
What’s scary about this video is how true to life it is. Gotta love SNL for picking CVS for this skit, they could have probably gone with Walmart or Target but it just works so much better in a CVS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPMeJe8ANOQ
The Struggle Is Real At Starbucks
I’m not much of a coffee drinker so have managed to avoid the Starbucks Addiction that many people seem to have. I wonder how many of them do the math and figure out how much they’re spending a year there just for a cup of coffee (and occasional pastry.) Well, at least they Read More…
18 Witty, Hilarious Bar & Cafe Chalkboard Signs
I only wish I could have as much fun making signs at my job. They don’t even let us handwrite signs. In fact, thinking of work makes we long for the Soup of The Day (#15.) If some of these don’t make you laugh, you need some soup as well.
12 More Items For Lazy People That Shouldn’t Ever Have Been Manufactured
And you thought the first list of lazyness inducing items was bad. 12 more items for people who can’t be bothered to do the simplest things imaginable. Society, heal thyself. Battery-operated scissors for when cutting something is just too much work. amazon Seems legit. buyabenhancer The Automatic Dog Ball Thrower for Read More…