You Had One Job…

On a hot summer day, who doesn’t like to cool off with a cold, refreshing glass of popcorn water?

At a picnic, you usually want bug protection, not this kind of protection.

You probably could put a hot dog in these buns if you wanted to. Just like you could put a salad or chicken lo mein or an ice cream sundae in these buns. But that’s not their main purpose.

Even if this bag did contain the correct items, baseballs aren’t exactly known for their bouncing abilities.

They had to make this an imitation panda ice cream bar, because real panda ice cream bars are endangered.

Some people like their watermelon seedless. But you should make sure that it’s also kernel-less.

As TLC once sang, “Don’t go chasing waterfalls…and also don’t go riding down waterslides that send you into the concrete right in front the pool…”

This chocolate-dipped drumstick could be worse. It could have been a chicken drumstick.

These curved, yellow fruits are tasty when covered in frozen, dairy dessert and warm, chocolate-flavored liquid.

It has 50% of the fat, and 0% of the strawberry.

Why is this brand called Old Orchard? Apparently it’s because the orchard is so old that it forgot the difference between pink and yellow.

However, cats may purchase as many explosives as they want.

If this is proper winter attire, then the characters on Game of Thronesbetter stock up!