I am not a violent man. But if I saw someone put their dog on a treadmill and made them chase a plastic bone, I might hurt someone. And putting a fake wig on a cat just HAS to be a violation of SPCA rules as well. And a BUTT COVER? How does the poor animal poop? Hard to believe these items are for real but they are.
Dog House With Loft
If you ever get in trouble with your significant other and get stuck in the doghouse, hopefully it’s this doghouse.
Feather Tether
The Feather Tether allows you to take your bird for a walk. Or, if you have a particularly strong bird, it allows you to experience the magic of flight.
Cat Perfume
Hopefully this company also makes a perfume for dogs that smells like other dogs’ butts.
Goldfish Walker
Take your goldfish for a walk so it can finally see a larger part of the world. It’s an experience it will remember for the rest of its life. Or for three seconds.
Cat Toilet Training Kit
This kit teaches your cat to use the toilet. But it can’t teach your cat to play Candy Crush while doing its business.
PoochPants Dog Diaper
Are PoochPants a helpful pet accessory or simply something that looks ridiculous? It Depends.
Space Ants Illuminated Ant Farm
It’s an ant farm that glows in the dark. It’s either super cool or something that will scare the bejesus out of you in the middle of the night.
Kitty Chaise Lounge
This fancy bed is perfect for cats to lounge around after a long, stressful day of lounging around.
Dog Treadmill
To make sure your dog keeps running, this should come with a video of a mailman where he’s just barely out of reach.
Meowlingual Cat Translator
This device from Japan attempts to translate the meaning of your cat’s meows. As it turns out, the meows all mean, “Hey, you know it’s time to feed me, right?”
Dog Fake Fur Coat
Don’t worry, the fur isn’t real. Except for, you know, the dog’s actual fur.
Diamond Dog Collars
Dog is man’s best friend. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Which means a dog with a diamond collar has two best friends and has to make a tough call when he’s got a plus one to the basketball game.
Pet Stroller
This is perfect for when you want to take your pet for a walk, but don’t want your pet to get any actual exercise.
Kitty Wigs
Kittywigs is a real company that, well, sells wigs for kitties. In fact, the cat pictured above is actually wearing a wig and is not a natural redhead.
Cat Trapeze
Pillows + Climbing = Cat Heaven. (Except it’s for cats that are still alive.)
Dog Snuggie
“You got a shirt for your dog? That’s crazy!”
“It’s not a shirt. It’s a Snuggie. For my dog.”
“Oh, why didn’t you say so? Now I’m on board!”
Cat Hamburger Bed
This cat can’t haz cheeseburger, but at least it can be cheeseburger.
Bowser Beer
Don’t worry, this beer for dogs doesn’t contain any alcohol. So it’s perfectly safe for your dog to have a few drinks and then drive your car.
Butt Covers
Seeing a flower is a welcome substitute for seeing what’s underneath that flower. This is genius.
Pet Sauna
Finally, a way for a cat to work up a sweat without actually moving.