Most of these apply to drug stores as well. Actually, almost any store. #1 is only true if the parents can’t control the children. My pet peeve–parents that let their kids play with footballs, playballs and other toys in the middle of an aisle. I’ve tempted to post a sign that says “We don’t sell drugs on your playground, please don’t play ball in our drug store.”
1. You don’t think children should be allowed anywhere.
2. And you know customers are animals who never learned trash goes in a TRASH CAN.
3. Seriously, who thinks this is an OKAY place to leave a dirty diaper?
4. Honestly, this barely phases you anymore.
5. And neither does children’s toy shoved in a salmon’s mouth.
6. You’re no longer impressed by the vulgar creations in the spice section.
7. Or clever hijinks.
8. Yes, you know this doesn’t look like a wine holder.
9. And yes, you understand that most “specials” aren’t very special.
10. Some sales really are too good to be true.
11. And yes, this is the only aisle that matters.
12. You know how to make things easy for shoppers.
14. And you know Eurythmics puns suck.
15. But masturbation puns are something the whole family can enjoy.
16. You know these are all jalapeños.
17. And that this is Land O’ Lakes Butter.
18. You’ve see your fair share of apology cakes.
19. And people climbing on the displays.
20. You shake your head in shame when you realize what your stocking on the shelves.
21. You take your creative outlets quite seriously.
22. Like REALLY seriously.
23. You know kids are literally the worst.
24. And potatoes don’t belong with the Franzia…
25. Drug tests aren’t near the Cheetos…
26. And customers fequently make questionable decisions.
27. But for Christ’s sake you cannot understand why people are utterly incapable of PUTTING SHIT BACK WHERE THEY FOUND IT.
28. Oh yeah, and you know kids would cause a lot less trouble if they’re locked in the freezer.
