20 Classic Retail Fails

You know that old saying: When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. With the lemons. Somehow. You’ll figure it out. Just be creative.

Large? Check.

Vase? Check.

Green? Hey, two out of three ain’t bad.

Oh, thank goodness! The last plague I got was a total downer.

Honestly, though, your dad would probably prefer this to another one of those awful ties.

Especially if the awful ties you’re giving him are actually belts. Seriously, get it together, kid.

There be more than one way to skin a cat, but there’s only one correct way.

In season five, Laura Ingalls gets even wilder.

How do you like them apples?

And while we’re at it, how do you like them strawberries? Also, why do you insist on doing all of your shopping at this weird mislabeled produce store?

Well, “special” is one word for it….

Alright, so it doesn’t float on water, but think about how impressed all of your friends will be when you show them your pet phone!

Excuse me, WalMart? I’m not sure you know how “Clearance” works.

Ha! They labeled these “Black and White Cookies” when they’re CLEARLY gold and white! What a fail.

I mean, they’re not wrong….

Okay, getting closer. Surely someone will crack the code soon!

That’s it. I give up.

If you can figure out how much you’re supposed to pay for it, the rest of the game is an absolute breeze.

Say what you will, but personally, I like knowing exactly what to expect.

To be fair, why are they shipping product in pre-built display boxes? And then putting quotation marks around “on shelf!”? Dollar Tree was destined to fail.

Well, of course. What else are Olympic curlers supposed to use with their ice brooms?