When will it end? Can we trust no one? The foot long isn’t even a foot long!! Well then again, I guess we can’t trust anything Jared Fogle was telling us all these years…and the last one is a bold faced lie if I ever saw one.
Game of Inches
Because “$5 11-Inch Long” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
‘AriZona’ Iced Tea
AriZona Iced Tea is outsourced, which is how you know it’s a true American company.
All Froot Loops Are the Same Flavor
Excuse me for a minute while I let my mind implode.
3…2…1… BOOM.
Green Gummy Bomb
For some reason, green gummies are strawberry flavored! No wonder they’re so good.
Nutella/Tomato
According to their FAQ page, WE’VE BEEN PRONOUNCING NEW-TELL-UH WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME.
I’m not changing how I say it. IDGAF!
Truth in Advertising
Fun fact: The “Ten” in “Dr. Pepper Ten” stands for “How misleading is this on a scale of one to ten? Ten!”