In my last post I gave you 30 crazy toys that should never have found their way to the shelf. These 15 are even crazier, although they aren’t real toys. They were put there by a comedian named Jeff Wysaki, aka Obvious Plant, who comes up with absurd products and then leaves them in the world for unsuspecting strangers to find.

Makes me wonder though, if anyone who found any of these actually tried to bring them to a register and buy them. After all, who hasn’t wanted to burn down a Chili’s?????

1. Covered In Spiders Man

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2. Please Take My Baby

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3. Pre-Cracked Egg

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4. Stabby Patch Kids

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5. Donatello’s Crying Tree

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6. R2-Steve-2

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7. Stop Hitting Yourself!

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8. A much more realistic supervillain.

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9. JEGO

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10. Small Talk: The Video Game

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11. The USA Doctor Dress-Up Kit

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12. The Revengers

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13. Trick-Or-Treat Batman

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14. Weird Dogs

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15. Burn Down A Chili’s