{"id":908,"date":"2015-05-29T17:03:53","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T00:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=908"},"modified":"2015-06-12T09:07:46","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T16:07:46","slug":"if-product-packaging-had-to-tell-the-terrifying-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=908","title":{"rendered":"If Product Packaging Had To Tell The Terrifying Truth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another great list from cracked.com, \u00a0showing what would happen if there truly WAS truth in packaging.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone else remember the black snakes you lit on fire? \u00a0 Wow those were fun. \u00a0For about 15 minutes. \u00a0 And now I have to go through my cupboard and fridge to throw out the &#8220;I Can&#8217;t Believe it&#8217;s Not Butter&#8221;, my honey, and my Lea &amp; Perrins Worchestere Sauce because I hate anchovies, dammit! \u00a0 Curse you, cracked.com! \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I doubt the one below will stop my buddy Martin from drinking any 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