{"id":613,"date":"2015-03-31T08:28:42","date_gmt":"2015-03-31T15:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=613"},"modified":"2015-03-31T08:28:42","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T15:28:42","slug":"no-idea-where-this-store-is-but-glad-i-dont-work-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=613","title":{"rendered":"No Idea Where This Store Is, But Glad I Don&#8217;t Work There!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s New and Improved and all, but locking up the detergent with security tags is something I&#8217;ve never seen and hope I never do. \u00a0Are people really walking out the door with Tide?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/u\/0\/?ui=2&amp;ik=dbcc4ef689&amp;view=fimg&amp;th=14c6d323452c3083&amp;attid=0.1&amp;disp=inline&amp;realattid=1497116073797877760-local0&amp;safe=1&amp;attbid=ANGjdJ97xHdmRHe3wLsXU44REsPJHH76ozZogkRx2AU92M7PHWc1EMNxODujAKGpBOYu7ttlzPnJhEH1JJto0pLqZwYvIr7WL7MgDdrjXLZCooJbVIFxDL1Kups691Q&amp;ats=1427761150395&amp;rm=14c6d323452c3083&amp;zw&amp;sz=w1410-h630\" alt=\"Displaying FB_IMG_1427743533659.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s New and Improved and all, but locking up the detergent with security tags is something I&#8217;ve never seen and hope I never do. \u00a0Are people really walking out the door with Tide? &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor","category-thieves-and-scammers"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":614,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions\/614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}