{"id":582,"date":"2015-03-24T06:38:57","date_gmt":"2015-03-24T13:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=582"},"modified":"2015-03-24T06:38:57","modified_gmt":"2015-03-24T13:38:57","slug":"hilarious-coffee-shop-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=582","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Coffee Shop Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 \u00a0Apparently caffeine stimulates the creative parts of the brain, because some of these are pretty good. \u00a0Not too sure about the “2 out of 3” one, because it seems like the customers who came in for #3 who were disappointed might cause some problems…<\/div>\n
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Sexxxy Sells<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Yeah, but coffee has to be a close second, right?<\/div>\n
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I’m Sorry, What?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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This photo was taken at “Grampa McGrumpersons Absolutely No Fun Cafe.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Best Hipster Joke Ever<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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File Under: Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!<\/div>\n
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IIn Other Words<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Words can’t expresso how good this coffee is.<\/div>\n
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Happy Birthday<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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I’m not sure that’s how the math works, but this is still a fun prank!<\/div>\n
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Today’s Special<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Move over Disneyland, we have a new happiest place on Earth!<\/div>\n
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2 out of 3<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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It’s so weird, I went in there and they were serving chamomile tea and bumps.<\/div>\n
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Internet Cafe<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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I like my coffee like I like my memes, strong and over 5 years old.<\/div>\n
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Misfortune 500<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Sage business advice: start a doomsday cult.<\/div>\n
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Andy the Antagonistic Flower<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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First sign of being a hipster… throwing shade at someone for being a hipster.<\/div>\n
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The Legend of Zelda<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Because baristas have to put those art degrees to use.<\/div>\n
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Mommy Issues<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Well, whoever drew this isn’t a psychopath or anything.<\/div>\n
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You Learn Something New Every Day<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Who knew that the super secret hacker organization “Anonymous” was super into partying and owned a cafe?’<\/div>\n
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Depresso<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This person felt so strongly about this joke that they cut out letters ransom note style. And that’s the power of caffeine.<\/div>\n
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Thems the Rules<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This person for president of the world!<\/div>\n
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This just in: Jesus was a bag of coffee beans!<\/div>\n
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20Mr. Tea<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I pity the fool who don’t drink darjeeling.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 \u00a0Apparently caffeine stimulates the creative parts of the brain, because some of these are pretty good. \u00a0Not too sure about the “2 out of 3” one, because it seems like the customers who came in for #3 who were disappointed might cause some problems… Sexxxy Sells Yeah, but coffee has to be a close Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":588,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions\/588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}