{"id":574,"date":"2015-03-28T06:36:15","date_gmt":"2015-03-28T13:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=574"},"modified":"2015-03-28T06:36:15","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T13:36:15","slug":"more-crazy-thrift-store-finds-that-youd-pretty-much-have-to-buy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=574","title":{"rendered":"More Crazy Thrift Store Finds That You’d Pretty Much Have To Buy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s the second (and luckily, final) part of the amazing things you can find in a thrift store. \u00a0 I really love the 3-man purple fleece, although I think it was originally intended for some Siamese Triplets and it’s sad that they had to sell it.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Crazy Cat Lady Action figure.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Now with Foo-Foo grip!<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Shoes filled with tiny doll parts.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Shoe designer: “How about we put doll parts IN THE SOLE!”
\nThat person’s boss: “I LOVE IT!”<\/em><\/center>Three-man purple floral fleece.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Who said you can’t buy friendship in a store?<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Abraham Lincoln cologne.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Emancipate your inner Lincoln.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Diorama photo featuring real cats in real-life human situations.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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“Fluffy was a straight-A kitty… until he fell in with a bad crowd.”<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Creepy child painting.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Scary<\/a><\/p>\n

When in doubt, parents, always go with the photo portrait.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Leslie Nielsen as a naked, pregnant Demi Moore.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Leslie Nielsen would definitely have approved.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Doge tee.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Glorious<\/a><\/p>\n

Probably the quickest purchase-to-donation turnaround we’ve ever seen. Regret will do that.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Jesus showing off his soccer skills.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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To be fair, there are a lot of soccer players named Jesus.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Fancy purple suit.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Because you need to look your best for your next encounter with Batman.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0The Super Kegel.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Looks not-so-gently used…<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Huge floral tie.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Shameless<\/a><\/p>\n

Potato for scale?<\/em><\/center>
\u00a0<\/center>\u00a0Nicholas Cage School of Acting tee.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Enrollment would be off the charts.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0“Catflexing.” Exercise using your cat.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Like regular workout equipment, except completely uncooperative.<\/em><\/center>Some damn fine artwork.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Wayne<\/a><\/p>\n

While you’d be lucky to find a print of this at a thrift store, that’s exactly where artist Wayne White<\/a> — the man responsible for this picture — turned for inspiration. White pioneered a form of art<\/a> in which he’d get second-hand artwork and add his own flair to them. We’re still not really sure what “LSD” has to do with dogs, but hey!<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Old lady(?) mask.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Thrift<\/a><\/p>\n

Exists only to scare the wits out of people who are<\/span> were once your friends.<\/em><\/center>Wooden figurines plus… accessories.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Well, those are… fun.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Copy of “Marriage Without B.S.”<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/a><\/p>\n

We were unaware that Midwest psychiatry was a field of its own.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Furry scale.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Thrift<\/a><\/p>\n

You should at least be comfortable while your scale gives you the harsh truth.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Figurine of an old lady, uh, sewing up a young boy’s pants?<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Thrift<\/a><\/p>\n

She looks a little too ho-hum about this.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Bowling alley computer.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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“Can you believe no one bought this yet?”<\/em><\/center>\u00a0“Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ” tee.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Must-buy.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Kool-Aid brand sneakers.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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OH NOOOOOOOOO!<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Old troll mask.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Anyone have a bridge that needs looking after?<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Another elegant cat painting.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Saw<\/a><\/p>\n

“Presenting, Lord Sprinkles Red Dottington.”<\/em><\/center>Animal hoof lamp.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Classy<\/a><\/p>\n

Not what most people think of when you say leg lamp.<\/em><\/center> <\/p>\n

\u00a0Crazy looking ventriloquist dolls.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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In case you’re low on nightmare fuel.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Giant sneaker.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Let’s just make sure it fits. Can you wiggle your toe?<\/em><\/center>\u00a0All-black last supper painting.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Probably closer to reality than a Jesus who looks like The Dude though, right?<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Figure of monkey staring surprisingly into a mirror.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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That moment when your human catches you checking yourself out.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Cat emerging from banana tee shirt.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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Cat performance art. Oh crap, we might have just started that trend.<\/em><\/center>\u00a0Rocks with faces.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

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For when you want to show off your garden and give someone a heart attack.<\/em><\/center> <\/p>\n

from Huffingtonpost.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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Here’s the second (and luckily, final) part of the amazing things you can find in a thrift store. \u00a0 I really love the 3-man purple fleece, although I think it was originally intended for some Siamese Triplets and it’s sad that they had to sell it. \u00a0Crazy Cat Lady Action figure. Now with Foo-Foo grip!\u00a0Shoes Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":605,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions\/605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}