{"id":484,"date":"2015-03-06T08:43:20","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T16:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=484"},"modified":"2015-03-06T08:43:20","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T16:43:20","slug":"some-of-the-biggest-lies-companies-tell-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=484","title":{"rendered":"Some of the Biggest Lies Companies Tell Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Some of these are downright outrageous and should be illegal.<\/span> \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/4696c09fc4e53fddec6694445052cba5-600x\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Foot long? \u00a0Not unless you&#8217;re using the metric system.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/funny-deceptive-false-advertising-inflatable-pool\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The picture on the box is only accurate if you have a family of midgets.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/taco-bell-taco-12\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s pretty close to what you actually get.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/vrxih\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They didn&#8217;t see the irony in this when they painted the truck?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/wonka-candy-everlasting-gobstopper-jawbreakers-800x560\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They are only Everlasting in the movie. \u00a0False advertising.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/drheckle-net-1\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not suitable for climbing, but you can pose in the position above without actually climbing.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/pool-fail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What is it with pool manufacturers? \u00a0 Do they all have really tiny children?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/hotel-deception\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a matter of perspective.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/sandwich-full-of-lies\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is the worst! \u00a0 \u00a0You really have to be attempting to deceive to make a sandwich like that.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/banzai-inflatable-water-park\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wait, maybe the kids in the Reality Pic are just gigantic! \u00a0Yeah, that&#8217;s the ticket.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/berry-loaf\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Okay technically they didn&#8217;t call it a &#8220;Berries Loaf&#8221; but that one berry looks pretty lonely.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/crest-24-hours\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For your 48 hour days.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/rembrandt\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rembrandt himself would be impressed, this is a great job of artistry.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/pocket-chair\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Whose pocket would this fit? \u00a0Oh, one of those Walmart shoppers maybe.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/cream-filled-chips-ahoy\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Chips Ahoy Creme Filled Cookies. \u00a0 Except they forgot the Creme.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/cheque-n-cash\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dying to know what this company actually does!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/tweety-bird-68368\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is your Tweety. \u00a0This is your Tweety on drugs.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/half-box-of-crackers\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re so savory, you only have to eat 1\/2 as many as you thought you were getting.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net\/gallery\/image\/cranberry-chocolate\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Again, sophisticated manufacturing goes into deception like this.<\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/guff.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">guff.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of these are downright outrageous and should be illegal. \u00a0 Foot long? \u00a0Not unless you&#8217;re using the metric system. 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