{"id":437,"date":"2015-02-26T06:51:39","date_gmt":"2015-02-26T14:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=437"},"modified":"2015-03-08T06:09:58","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T13:09:58","slug":"28-signs-youve-worked-at-a-grocery-store-for-way-too-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=437","title":{"rendered":"28 Signs You\u2019ve Worked At A Grocery Store For Way Too Long"},"content":{"rendered":"

Most of these apply to drug stores as well. \u00a0Actually, almost any store. \u00a0#1 \u00a0is only true if the parents can’t control the children. \u00a0My pet peeve–parents that let their kids play with footballs, playballs and other toys in the middle of an aisle. \u00a0 I’ve tempted to post a sign that says \u00a0“We don’t sell drugs on your playground, please don’t play ball in our drug store.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

1.<\/span> You don\u2019t think children should be allowed anywhere.<\/h2>\n
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2.<\/span> And you know customers are animals who never learned trash goes in a TRASH CAN.<\/h2>\n
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3.<\/span> Seriously, who thinks this is an OKAY place to leave a dirty diaper?<\/h2>\n
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\"Seriously,<\/p>\n

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4.<\/span> Honestly, this barely phases you anymore.<\/h2>\n
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\"Honestly,<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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5.<\/span> And neither does children\u2019s toy shoved in a salmon\u2019s mouth.<\/h2>\n
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imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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6.<\/span> You\u2019re no longer impressed by the vulgar creations in the spice section.<\/h2>\n
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imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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7.<\/span> Or clever hijinks.<\/h2>\n
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8.<\/span> Yes, you know this doesn\u2019t look like a wine holder.<\/h2>\n
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\"Yes,<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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9.<\/span> And yes, you understand that most \u201cspecials\u201d aren\u2019t very special.<\/h2>\n
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imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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10.<\/span> Some sales really are too good to be true.<\/h2>\n
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\"Some<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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11.<\/span> And yes, this is the only aisle that matters.<\/h2>\n
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i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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12.<\/span> You know how to make things easy for shoppers.<\/h2>\n
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\"You<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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13.<\/span> Like super easy.<\/h2>\n
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\"Like<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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14.<\/span> And you know Eurythmics puns suck.<\/h2>\n
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i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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15.<\/span> But masturbation puns are something the whole family can enjoy.<\/h2>\n
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imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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16.<\/span> You know these are all jalape\u00f1os.<\/h2>\n
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i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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17.<\/span> And that this is Land O\u2019 Lakes Butter.<\/h2>\n
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imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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18.<\/span> You\u2019ve see your fair share of apology cakes.<\/h2>\n
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\"You've<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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19.<\/span> And people climbing on the displays.<\/h2>\n
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i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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20.<\/span> You shake your head in shame when you realize what your stocking on the shelves.<\/h2>\n
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\"You<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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21.<\/span> You take your creative outlets quite seriously.<\/h2>\n
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i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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22.<\/span> Like REALLY seriously.<\/h2>\n
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i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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23.<\/span> You know kids are literally the worst.<\/h2>\n
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\"You<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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24.<\/span> And potatoes don\u2019t belong with the Franzia\u2026<\/h2>\n
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imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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25.<\/span> Drug tests aren\u2019t near the Cheetos\u2026<\/h2>\n
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imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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26.<\/span> And customers fequently make questionable decisions.<\/h2>\n
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i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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27.<\/span> But for Christ\u2019s sake you cannot understand why people are utterly incapable of PUTTING SHIT BACK WHERE THEY FOUND IT.<\/h2>\n
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i.imgur.com<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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28.<\/span> Oh yeah, and you know kids would cause a lot less trouble if they\u2019re locked in the freezer.<\/h2>\n
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Most of these apply to drug stores as well. \u00a0Actually, almost any store. \u00a0#1 \u00a0is only true if the parents can’t control the children. \u00a0My pet peeve–parents that let their kids play with footballs, playballs and other toys in the middle of an aisle. \u00a0 I’ve tempted to post a sign that says \u00a0“We don’t Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":505,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions\/505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}