{"id":398,"date":"2015-02-26T09:06:37","date_gmt":"2015-02-26T17:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=398"},"modified":"2015-02-26T09:06:37","modified_gmt":"2015-02-26T17:06:37","slug":"target-called-your-photos-are-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=398","title":{"rendered":"Target Called, Your Photos Are Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a follow up to the &#8220;Walmart Called, Your Photos Are Done&#8221; article, here&#8217;s some that were actually developed at Target:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Does he race barefoot?\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called05.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 05\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Two words, mom&#8211;Sun. Screen.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called07.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 07\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>If that&#8217;s a real baby I think that&#8217;s child endangerment.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called09.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 09\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Sadly, the way he&#8217;s touching the cat is not the worst thing in this photo. \u00a0There are many.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called02.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 02\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>I thought this was Rue McClanahan from Golden Girls. Then I saw the handcuffs and realized it&#8217;s probably Betty White.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called10.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 10\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Where is that 5 Hour Energy car when it&#8217;s needed?\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called15.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 15\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Udderly disgusting.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called13.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 13\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>If he wins, he&#8217;s got some explaining to do.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called19.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 19\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Don&#8217;t give me crap! \u00a0I needed to make sure my dress went with the coffin. \u00a0Not my fault it was open.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called24.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 24\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>The police were notified. \u00a0(I skipped on the black eye, black baby comment.)\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called25.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 25\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>He&#8217;s a little young, but it&#8217;s obvious he&#8217;s a breast man.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuffhappens.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/target-called16.jpg\" alt=\"Target Called Photos Done 16\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To Be Continued&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a follow up to the &#8220;Walmart Called, Your Photos Are Done&#8221; article, here&#8217;s some that were actually developed at Target: Does he race barefoot?\u00a0 Two words, mom&#8211;Sun. Screen.\u00a0 If that&#8217;s a real baby I think that&#8217;s child endangerment.\u00a0 Sadly, the way he&#8217;s touching the cat is not the worst thing in this photo. \u00a0There <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=398\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":440,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions\/440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}