{"id":316,"date":"2015-02-17T00:45:14","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T08:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=316"},"modified":"2015-02-16T22:11:40","modified_gmt":"2015-02-17T06:11:40","slug":"crazy-rxman-5-things-your-pharmacist-wont-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=316","title":{"rendered":"Crazy RxMan: 5 Things Your Pharmacist WON&#8217;T Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s2.quickmeme.com\/img\/73\/73315ac433a46e5f36c65992871e8f516e0e72f77acb6a90553e849f61f31a6c.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dedicated to the hard-working pharmacists out there.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"post-title entry-title\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">5 Things Your Pharmacist WON&#8217;T Do<\/span><\/h3>\n<div class=\"post-header\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"post-body-5277688235376762253\" class=\"post-body entry-content\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a01. We will not give you medication without a prescription. Seems pretty straight forward, right? But you&#8217;d be surprised how many people come in and ask, &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m from out of town and I forgot my Lisinopril. Can you just give me two tablets?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe answer is NO. Imagine going on vacation and leaving something behind&#8230; perhaps your toothpaste? Do you go to the local grocery store and ask them to give you some toothpaste because you forgot yours?<br \/>\nI am simply amazed how many people come up to the pharmacy window and ask us to just give them a prescription medication. The most common I hear is, &#8220;Hey buddy, can you give me a 100mg Viagra?\u00a0No, no, no. Now go away!<\/div>\n<div class=\"post-body entry-content\">\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a02. We will not fill a prescription that looks fake or can&#8217;t be verified. All too often people come in on the weekend with a prescription that appears more than a little sketchy. And no, asking us to just go ahead and fill it and &#8220;verify it later&#8221; isn&#8217;t going to fly either.<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m really sorry &#8220;grandma&#8221; has to be without her pain meds. Maybe YOU should be taking care of grandma&#8217;s pain meds (if that&#8217;s what&#8217;s really going on) on the day you saw the doctor when the Rx could be verified.<\/p>\n<p>3. We will not break the law for you. The prescription is written for you. We&#8217;re not going to pretend it is written for your wife who has better insurance. We&#8217;re not going to add refills when the doctor wrote a zero. We&#8217;re not going to anything that even hints of breaking the law. No. Don&#8217;t ask. It&#8217;s not going to happen.<\/p>\n<p>4. We will not fill a narcotic early. The doctor has written a new prescription for Norco for you. The problem is, the same doctor wrote the same prescription, a 30 day supply, three weeks ago. You have another week&#8217;s worth of medication. No, we&#8217;re not going to fill the new one a week early.<br \/>\nDo you ask your employer to give you your paycheck early? If you did ask, what do you think would be the answer? No, you&#8217;re not going to get your paycheck ahead of time and you&#8217;re not going to get your narcotic ahead of time either.<\/p>\n<p>5. We will not give you your medication for free. I&#8217;m sorry if you don&#8217;t have prescription drug insurance or if your co-pay is expensive. I can&#8217;t just give you the medication. I&#8217;m not going to give you &#8220;just two tablets&#8221; or ignore the co-pay.<br \/>\nImagine going into the bank and telling them your paycheck isn&#8217;t large enough and asking them when they cash your check if they could just give you an extra $200. Do you think that&#8217;s going to happen?\u00a0Same here. We&#8217;re not going to give you your medication for free.\u00a0No, no, no. Go away!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dedicated to the hard-working pharmacists out there. 5 Things Your Pharmacist WON&#8217;T Do \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a01. We will not give you medication without a prescription. Seems pretty straight forward, right? But you&#8217;d be surprised how many people come in and ask, &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m from out of town and I forgot my Lisinopril. 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