{"id":2168,"date":"2017-01-20T09:34:06","date_gmt":"2017-01-20T17:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2168"},"modified":"2017-01-20T09:34:06","modified_gmt":"2017-01-20T17:34:06","slug":"23-hilarious-tweets-about-work-that-are-way-way-too-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2168","title":{"rendered":"23 Hilarious Tweets About Work That Are Way, Way Too Real"},"content":{"rendered":"
\u00a0 \u00a0These are from users on Buzzfeed<\/a> and most of them ring pretty true. \u00a0 #11 is my favorite. \u00a0I always loved seeing those motivational posters but often thought that they probably pissed more people off than actually motivated them. \u00a0You can’t motivate through a poster.<\/div>\n
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When you’re getting along with your coworker then they take it too far & hit the “we should hangout outside of work”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME
\n– Yay I get to work from home
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\u00a0Accidentally made eye contact w\/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn’t know what to do so I blew him a kiss<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group<\/p>\n

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\u00a0“It’s five o’clock somewhere” I say as I leave work at 9am<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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When you make your girl mad in the morning her work husband be waiting on her like<\/p>\n

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A secret rendezvous… But it’s me, alone, in the snack closet at work.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker.<\/p>\n

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Brings donuts to work because if I can’t be skinny neither can you.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything<\/p>\n

\u2014 Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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Applications be like “Why should I hire you?” \ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10 Me: because your hiring<\/p>\n

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I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Sweet Slips (@Ndeshi_M)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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Starting a blog that\u2019s just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Underchilde (@Underchilde)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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You ever look at one of your coworkers who’s stressing out and think “You really give a fuck about this job,huh? Wow.”<\/p>\n

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The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.<\/p>\n

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Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie<\/p>\n

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Office fun: replace your coworker’s mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him “baby hands” until he quits<\/p>\n

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[waiting for elevator] Coworker: Hey, how’s it go- Me: I’ll take the stairs.<\/p>\n

\u2014 moody monday (@mdob11)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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[At supermarket] “Excuse me do you work here?” WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don’t have a job<\/p>\n

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Please ignore this tweet, I’m pretending to be adding a coworker’s phone number.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0 \u00a0These are from users on Buzzfeed and most of them ring pretty true. \u00a0 #11 is my favorite. \u00a0I always loved seeing those motivational posters but often thought that they probably pissed more people off than actually motivated them. \u00a0You can’t motivate through a poster. 1. When you’re getting along with your coworker then Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2168"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2170,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2168\/revisions\/2170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}