{"id":2052,"date":"2016-08-22T19:43:09","date_gmt":"2016-08-23T02:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2052"},"modified":"2016-08-22T19:43:09","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T02:43:09","slug":"24-ways-working-in-a-coffee-shop-changes-you-for-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2052","title":{"rendered":"24 Ways Working In A Coffee Shop Changes You For Life"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 \u00a0 Many of these are only for the baristas among us, but quite a few pertain to everyone who serves in retail. \u00a0 From Buzzfeed<\/a>.<\/h3>\n

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1.<\/span> You know the most efficient way to order in coffee shops.<\/h3>\n<\/hgroup>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n
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No four-word-long coffee orders for you. No sirree.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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2.<\/span> And your eye still twitches whenever someone says \u201cexpresso\u201d.<\/h2>\n
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Years of subtly correcting people really takes its toll.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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3.<\/span> You\u2019ve perfected your \u201csounds polite but notactually<\/i> polite\u201d voice.<\/h2>\n
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4.<\/span> And you\u2019ve got your fake laugh down to a tee.<\/h2>\n
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5.<\/span> Whenever you\u2019re served badly in a coffee shop, you think of how you\u2019d never have been able to get away with that when you were working in one.<\/h2>\n
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\u201cWHAT IF I WAS A MYSTERY SHOPPER, HUH?!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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6.<\/span> And you always watch to see if they actually<\/i> use skimmed milk when you ask for a skinny latte.<\/h2>\n
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You know when and if a fellow barista will lie.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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7.<\/span> Entering a coffee shop at peak times still makes you feel incredibly stressed.<\/h2>\n
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You immediately have flashbacks to your own experiences of hell.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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8.<\/span> But at the same time, you\u2019re sympathetic when the staff are a bit of a mess because you know exactly how it feels.<\/h2>\n
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9.<\/span> You\u2019re an expert at making small talk.<\/h2>\n
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10.<\/span> And if you used to work in a coffee chain, you always have to suppress the urge to say \u201cI USED TO WORK HERE TOO\u201d at any given store.<\/h2>\n
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