{"id":1955,"date":"2016-06-06T06:58:28","date_gmt":"2016-06-06T13:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1955"},"modified":"2016-06-06T06:58:28","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T13:58:28","slug":"more-deceptive-advertising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1955","title":{"rendered":"More Deceptive Advertising"},"content":{"rendered":"

When will it end? \u00a0 Can we trust no one? \u00a0 The foot long isn’t even a foot long!! \u00a0Well then again, I guess we can’t trust anything Jared Fogle was telling us all these years…and the last one\u00a0is a bold faced lie if I ever saw one.<\/p>\n

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Game of Inches<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Because\u00a0“$5 11-Inch Long” doesn’t have the same ring to it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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‘AriZona’ Iced Tea<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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AriZona Iced Tea is outsourced, which is how you know it’s a true American company.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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All Froot Loops Are the Same Flavor<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Excuse me for a minute while I let my mind implode.<\/p>\n

3…2…1… BOOM<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Green Gummy Bomb<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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For some reason, green gummies\u00a0are strawberry<\/a> flavored! No wonder they’re so good.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Nutella\/Tomato<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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According to their FAQ page<\/a>, WE’VE BEEN PRONOUNCING NEW-TELL-UH WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME.<\/p>\n

I’m not changing how I say it. IDGAF!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Truth in Advertising<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Fun fact: The “Ten” in “Dr. Pepper Ten” stands for “How misleading is this\u00a0on a scale of one to ten? Ten!”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When will it end? \u00a0 Can we trust no one? \u00a0 The foot long isn’t even a foot long!! \u00a0Well then again, I guess we can’t trust anything Jared Fogle was telling us all these years…and the last one\u00a0is a bold faced lie if I ever saw one.   Game of Inches Because\u00a0“$5 11-Inch Long” Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1955"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1957,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions\/1957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}