{"id":1937,"date":"2016-05-26T06:39:13","date_gmt":"2016-05-26T13:39:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1937"},"modified":"2016-05-26T06:39:13","modified_gmt":"2016-05-26T13:39:13","slug":"24-tweets-that-are-way-too-real-if-youve-ever-worked-retail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1937","title":{"rendered":"24 Tweets That Are Way Too Real If You’ve Ever Worked Retail"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know you’ve been in retail too long when you can identify with all 24 of these. \u00a0Woe is me.<\/p>\n

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  1. \n

    YOU DON’T KNOW ME!<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  2. \n

    :~)<\/h3>\n

    tumblr<\/a><\/li>\n

  3. \n

    Never heard that one before.<\/h3>\n

    imgur<\/a><\/li>\n

  4. <\/li>\n
  5. \n

    Too real.<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  6. \n

    “I am a generous God.”<\/h3>\n

    <\/li>\n

  7. twitter<\/a><\/li>\n
  8. \n

    Didn’t want to know you anyway…<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  9. twitter<\/a><\/li>\n
  10. \n

    Please just put it on my hand…<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  11. twitter<\/a><\/li>\n
  12. \n

    Mine was the broom closet.<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  13. twitter<\/a><\/li>\n
  14. \n

    Manners, please.<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  15. twitter<\/a><\/li>\n
  16. \n

    Ooh la la.<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  17. <\/li>\n
  18. \n

    MAKE UP YOUR MIND!<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  19. twitter<\/a><\/li>\n
  20. \n

    Smell ya later.<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  21. twitter<\/a><\/li>\n
  22. \n

    I’m sure you know nothing about that stains.<\/h3>\n

    twitter<\/a><\/li>\n

  23. <\/li>\n
  24. \n

    I don’t feel like talking to people today…<\/h3>\n

    <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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