{"id":1794,"date":"2016-03-18T08:55:03","date_gmt":"2016-03-18T15:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1794"},"modified":"2016-03-18T08:55:03","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T15:55:03","slug":"this-customer-is-going-to-be-very-disappointed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1794","title":{"rendered":"This Customer Is Going to Be Very Disappointed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/buycheese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/gift-card.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"148\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I wish I had thought of this. \u00a0 Manager in a restaurant has a customer who is just plain being a bitch, and instead of bending over backwards, he gave her a gift card to satisfy her and solve the &#8220;complaint&#8221; the easy way. \u00a0 That happens all the time. \u00a0The cool part is that he gave her a gift card with no money on it!! \u00a0 She may or may not return at some point in the future and if she does will probably be upset, but he&#8217;s already got his response ready and is willing to take that chance. \u00a0 I hereby nominate him for Manager of the Year.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thebitchywaiter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/giftcard.jpg\" alt=\"giftcard\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I had thought of this. \u00a0 Manager in a restaurant has a customer who is just plain being a bitch, and instead of bending over backwards, he gave her a gift card to satisfy her and solve the &#8220;complaint&#8221; the easy way. \u00a0 That happens all the time. \u00a0The cool part is that <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1794\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customer-stories","category-managers-and-bosses","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1795,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions\/1795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}