{"id":1189,"date":"2015-08-26T14:43:30","date_gmt":"2015-08-26T21:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2015-09-15T08:10:56","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T15:10:56","slug":"the-16-stupidest-things-urban-outfitters-has-ever-sold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1189","title":{"rendered":"The 16 stupidest things Urban Outfitters has ever sold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t shop at Urban Outfitters, partly because their damn windows are always cracked, but here is 16 more reasons I would never enter their building. \u00a0I am not one easily offended, but it&#8217;s hard to decide which of these offended me MORE. \u00a0You just have to wonder the intelligence of the people who came up with these and thought they would be considered &#8220;cute.&#8221; \u00a0 A blood-stained Kent State T-shirt? REALLY??<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Every major retailer has a\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pixable.com\/article\/7-incredibly-offensive-clothing-fails-69127\" target=\"_blank\">clothing fail<\/a>\u00a0every once in a while. But for\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbanoutfitters.com\/urban\/index.jsp\" target=\"_blank\">Urban Outfitters<\/a>, it seems as if stupid, silly, overpriced and otherwise unnecessary products are introduced with every new season. Oh, and they just did it again with these\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/intelligencer\/2015\/02\/urban-outfitters-selling-holocaust-linked-throw.html\" target=\"_blank\">holocaust-themed tapestries<\/a>. Really Urban Outfitters? Really? These are the crowning achievements, the reasons we try to shop at local boutiques: the 16 stupidest things Urban Outfitters has ever sold.<\/em><\/p>\n<h3 class=\"dd-ad \" data-tag=\"dot.newsreader.ads.ArticleAdManager\">\u00a0<strong>1) The bike \u2019stache<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzIvMTUvYmlrZXN0YXNoLmpwZyIsImNyZWRpdCI6Imh1bS1kZWUtZHVtL1R1bWJsciIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiJodHRwOi8vaHVtLWRlZS1kdW0udHVtYmxyLmNvbS9wb3N0LzEyMjAzNDc1NTc0L2hleS1tYWtlLXlvdXItYmlrZS1oaXAtd2l0aC1hLW11c3RhY2hlLWJlc3QiLCJjYXB0aW9uIjoiIiwid2lkdGgiOiIiLCJ0ZXh0d3JhcCI6IiIsInR5cGUiOiJpbWFnZSJ9\">\n<div class=\"article-image\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn0.dailydot.com\/uploaded\/images\/original\/2015\/2\/15\/bikestash.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hum-dee-dum.tumblr.com\/post\/12203475574\/hey-make-your-bike-hip-with-a-mustache-best\">hum-dee-dum\/Tumblr<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Because nothing says over-the-top hipster like cruising to the farmers market with one of these bad boys on your handle bars.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>2) Bug lunchbags<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzIvMTUvbHVuY2gtYmFnLmpwZyIsImNyZWRpdCI6IkRpeGllIEhhcnJpc29uIEpvbmVzL1BpbnRlcmVzdCIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy5waW50ZXJlc3QuY29tL3Bpbi80MTE2NTc4NDA2NTIxMzY3Mi8iLCJjYXB0aW9uIjoiIiwid2lkdGgiOiIiLCJ0ZXh0d3JhcCI6IiIsInR5cGUiOiJpbWFnZSJ9\">\n<div class=\"article-image\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn0.dailydot.com\/uploaded\/images\/original\/2015\/2\/15\/lunch-bag.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/41165784065213672\/\">Dixie Harrison Jones\/Pinterest<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"dd-ad \" data-tag=\"dot.newsreader.ads.ArticleAdManager\"><\/div>\n<p><em>Everyone wants to see cockroaches just before they eat, right?<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>3) The cupcake booty buddy<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzIvMTUvY3VwY2FrZS1ib290eS1idWRkeS5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJCdXNpbmVzcyBJbnNpZGVyIiwiY3JlZGl0TGluayI6Imh0dHA6Ly93d3cuYnVzaW5lc3NpbnNpZGVyLmNvbS90aGUtbW9zdC1yaWRpY3Vsb3VzbHktb3ZlcnByaWNlZC1pdGVtcy1hdC11cmJhbi1vdXRmaXR0ZXJzLTIwMTItNyN0aGlzLWN1cGNha2UtYm9vdHktYnVkZHktaXMtaGFsZi1zbnVnZ2llLWhhbGYtY3VwY2FrZS1pdHMtYWxzby04OS0xNSIsImNhcHRpb24iOiIiLCJ3aWR0aCI6IiIsInRleHR3cmFwIjoiIiwidHlwZSI6ImltYWdlIn0.\">\n<div class=\"article-image\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn0.dailydot.com\/uploaded\/images\/original\/2015\/2\/15\/cupcake-booty-buddy.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/the-most-ridiculously-overpriced-items-at-urban-outfitters-2012-7#this-cupcake-booty-buddy-is-half-snuggie-half-cupcake-its-also-89-15\">Business Insider<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>This eye-catching snuggie\u00a0only\u00a0cost customers $89.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>4) The sandwich tent<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzIvMTUvdGVudC5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJTeWRuZXkgTGl0dGxlL1BpbnRlcmVzdCIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy5waW50ZXJlc3QuY29tL3Bpbi8zNjg4MDI2NTY5NTk0OTM4NjYvIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ..\">\n<div class=\"article-image\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn0.dailydot.com\/uploaded\/images\/original\/2015\/2\/15\/tent.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/368802656959493866\/\">Sydney Little\/Pinterest<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"dd-ad \" data-tag=\"dot.newsreader.ads.ArticleAdManager\"><\/div>\n<p><em>Shame on you, Urban Outfitters. What would Ron Swanson say?<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>5) A shirt that comes in \u2018Obama black\u2019<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzIvMTUvVU8tNC5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJIdWggTWFnYXppbmUiLCJjcmVkaXRMaW5rIjoiaHR0cDovL3d3dy5odWhtYWdhemluZS5jby51ay9pbWFnZXMvdXBsb2FkZWQvb2JhbWEuanBnIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ..\">\n<div class=\"article-image\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn0.dailydot.com\/uploaded\/images\/original\/2015\/2\/15\/UO-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huhmagazine.co.uk\/images\/uploaded\/obama.jpg\">Huh Magazine<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Are you kidding?<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>6) The inflatable unicorn horn for cats and dogs<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzIvMTUvVU8tMy5wbmciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJVcmJhbiBPdXRmaXR0ZXJzIiwiY3JlZGl0TGluayI6Imh0dHA6Ly93d3cudXJiYW5vdXRmaXR0ZXJzLmNvbS91cmJhbi9jYXRhbG9nL3Byb2R1Y3RkZXRhaWwuanNwP2lkPTI3Njk3MjkxIy8iLCJjYXB0aW9uIjoiIiwid2lkdGgiOiIiLCJ0ZXh0d3JhcCI6IiIsInR5cGUiOiJpbWFnZSJ9\">\n<div class=\"article-image\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn0.dailydot.com\/uploaded\/images\/original\/2015\/2\/15\/UO-3.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbanoutfitters.com\/urban\/catalog\/productdetail.jsp?id=27697291#\/\">Urban Outfitters<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Sure, because they\u2019ll LOVE that.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>7) \u2018Depression\u2019 and \u2018Eat Less\u2019 T-shirts<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/BeRio50CEAAJAX7.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL2Zvb2Rkb29kXy9zdGF0dXMvNDI0NTcyNzE5ODkyNDEwMzY4IiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9\">\n<div><iframe id=\"twitter-widget-i1440851813047781096\" class=\"twitter-tweet twitter-tweet-rendered\" title=\"Twitter Tweet\" width=\"5\" height=\"5\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-tweet-id=\"424572719892410368\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Fortunately, neither are currently available for purchase.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>8) A gramophone speaker accessible via Bluetooth<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzIvMTUvVU8tMi5wbmciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJVcmJhbiBPdXRmaXR0ZXJzIiwiY3JlZGl0TGluayI6Imh0dHA6Ly93d3cudXJiYW5vdXRmaXR0ZXJzLmNvbS91cmJhbi9jYXRhbG9nL3Byb2R1Y3RkZXRhaWwuanNwP2lkPTM0MzA2MDAxJnBhcmVudGlkPUFfTUVESUFfR0FER0VUUyMvIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ..\">\n<div class=\"article-image\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn0.dailydot.com\/uploaded\/images\/original\/2015\/2\/15\/UO-2.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbanoutfitters.com\/urban\/catalog\/productdetail.jsp?id=34306001&amp;parentid=A_MEDIA_GADGETS#\/\">Urban Outfitters<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"dd-ad \" data-tag=\"dot.newsreader.ads.ArticleAdManager\"><\/div>\n<p><em>For a cool $400. Technology evolved for a reason, you guys.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>9) Racially insensitive gear<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/BSpENzYCUAELCxg.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL0JlYXJSaXRhL3N0YXR1cy8zNzIxODQ5MjMxMjMxMDk4ODkiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0.\">\n<div><iframe id=\"twitter-widget-i144085181305146357\" class=\"twitter-tweet twitter-tweet-rendered\" title=\"Twitter Tweet\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-tweet-id=\"372184923123109889\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Don\u2019t even get us started on the \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/usatoday30.usatoday.com\/money\/industries\/retail\/story\/2012-02-29\/navajo-trademark-urban-outfitters\/53299172\/1\" target=\"_blank\">Navajo<\/a>\u201d line.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>10) These phone cases<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzIvMTUvVU8tNS5wbmciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJTZWFuIGluIHRoZSBDaXR5L1dvcmRQcmVzcyIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiJodHRwczovL3NlYW5pbnRoZWNpdHlkZncuZmlsZXMud29yZHByZXNzLmNvbS8yMDExLzEyL3BpY3R1cmUtMTkucG5nIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ..\">\n<div class=\"article-image\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn0.dailydot.com\/uploaded\/images\/original\/2015\/2\/15\/UO-5.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"https:\/\/seaninthecitydfw.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/12\/picture-19.png\">Sean in the City\/WordPress<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>This was the point of iPhone, right?<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>11) Ghettopoly<\/strong><\/h2>\n<h2><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/BuO619JCUAAmJmc.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL0RlZWNleWJlbGxlL3N0YXR1cy80OTY0NDU4MjEyNDkxMzg2ODkiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0.\">\n<div><iframe id=\"twitter-widget-i1440851813052742088\" class=\"twitter-tweet twitter-tweet-rendered\" title=\"Twitter Tweet\" width=\"5\" height=\"5\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-tweet-id=\"496445821249138689\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Ghettopoly. Not a joke. Not even a little bit. Ghettopoly. OOF.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>12) Cat teepee<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzIvMTUvVU8tMS5wbmciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJGcmVlIFBlb3BsZSIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiJodHRwOi8vd3d3LmZyZWVwZW9wbGUuY29tL3ByaW50ZWQtY2F0LXRpcGkvIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ..\">\n<div class=\"article-image\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn0.dailydot.com\/uploaded\/images\/original\/2015\/2\/15\/UO-1.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.freepeople.com\/printed-cat-tipi\/\">Free People<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"dd-ad \" data-tag=\"dot.newsreader.ads.ArticleAdManager\"><\/div>\n<p><em>From sister company Free People. Overpriced piece of cultural appropriation, designed to appease an animal that likes nothing more than climbing in empty cardboard boxes. Doesn\u2019t this just say it all?<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>13) Kurt Cobain suicide note T-shirt<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image\" contenteditable=\"false\" 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\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-image-caption\"><span class=\"article-image-credit\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.change.org\/p\/etsy-ebay-independent-businesses-selling-merchandise-with-cobain-s-suicide-letter-printed-on-it-remove-any-and-all-merchandise-with-kurt-cobain-s-suicide-letter-immediately-and-discontinue-the-sale-of-said-merchandise-issue-a-public-apology?recruiter=8440642&amp;utm_source=share_petition&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_campaign=share_facebook_responsive&amp;utm_term=des-lg-no_src-no_msg&amp;utm_content=rp_petition_fb_share_desc%3Adescription\">Change.org<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/lifestyle\/ebay-kurt-cobain-suicide-t-shirt\/\">ultra-classy move<\/a> was so reviled that change.org launched a\u2014thankfully successful\u2014petition to have it removed from store shelves.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>14) A \u2018blood-stained\u2019 Kent State sweatshirt<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/By5MUwuCQAAPWLo.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed\" contenteditable=\"false\" data-value=\"eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL25vdF9fbW9ucm9lL3N0YXR1cy81MTc0MzQ5MjczODY5ODg1NDQiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0.\">\n<div><iframe id=\"twitter-widget-i1440851813053727569\" class=\"twitter-tweet twitter-tweet-rendered\" title=\"Twitter Tweet\" width=\"5\" height=\"5\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-tweet-id=\"517434927386988544\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Here\u2019s a clue, guys: National tragedies are not fashion fodder.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>15) Jewish star shirt<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/images\/US\/ht_urban_outfitter_star_tshirt_jt_120422_wblog.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed\" contenteditable=\"false\" 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