{"id":84,"date":"2015-01-15T10:52:57","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T18:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?page_id=84"},"modified":"2016-01-26T21:21:33","modified_gmt":"2016-01-27T05:21:33","slug":"media","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/?page_id=84","title":{"rendered":"Media"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>8+ minutes of why cable companies suck.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Comcast&#039;s &#039;Embarrasing&#039; Customer Service Phone Call\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yYUvpYE99vg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Being gay &#8220;It gets better.&#8221; \u00a0Being in Customer Service, however&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Customer Service: It Gets Worse - comedy sketch\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9EJw6oGSft0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The Onion loves CVS.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-84-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/cvsxmas.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/cvsxmas.mp4\">http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/cvsxmas.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Local CVS Selling One Leather Jacket For Some Reason<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CVS-jacket.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-102\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CVS-jacket-300x227.jpg\" alt=\"CVS jacket\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CVS-jacket-300x227.jpg 300w, https:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CVS-jacket.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wal-Mart is always good for some fun.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"WALMART INTERCOM CELEBRITY GUEST PRANK (GONE RIGHT)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JkAh5tP6Wx8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thanks, but I&#8217;ll walk in, if you don&#8217;t mind.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/drivethru.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-115\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/drivethru-300x236.png\" alt=\"drivethru\" width=\"300\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/drivethru-300x236.png 300w, https:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/drivethru.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A little weird but if you&#8217;ve been a manager, the employee&#8217;s dialogue will sound familiar and you&#8217;ll wish you could have said what the boss does&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Joys of Retail Management\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/n5Q1eF6hZ4Y?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is why I will NEVER go to a Black Friday sale.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WBk32OUxCnU<\/p>\n<p>Great story about a great company and the CEO of Whole Foods<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Whole Foods: How Radical CEO Created Grocery Empire\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/f6c8oqK-OIk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Skynet is not far away, and here&#8217;s the proof.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Sp9176vm7Co<\/p>\n<p>Depends on how you read it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CVS-pinpad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-847\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CVS-pinpad-241x300.jpg\" alt=\"CVS pinpad\" width=\"241\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CVS-pinpad-241x300.jpg 241w, https:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/CVS-pinpad.jpg 772w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 241px) 100vw, 241px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, just make yourself comfortable while you wait.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pharmacy-waiter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-848\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pharmacy-waiter-300x195.jpg\" alt=\"pharmacy waiter\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pharmacy-waiter-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pharmacy-waiter.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/SyMr_E_N-Mw<\/p>\n<p>Is that a snake in your pants, or are you happy to see me?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8+ minutes of why cable companies suck. 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