{"id":941,"date":"2015-06-18T07:50:44","date_gmt":"2015-06-18T14:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=941"},"modified":"2015-06-18T07:50:44","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T14:50:44","slug":"20-things-we-suspect-customer-service-staff-are-really-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=941","title":{"rendered":"20 Things We Suspect Customer Service Staff Are Really Doing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s one from the customer’s point of view. \u00a0 I personally believe that #10, #8 and #5 may actually be occurring.\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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We’ve all been there: You’re working with customer service. You waited 30 minutes to just talk to a human. Then you went on hold. Then they transferred you and waited another 30 minutes for your turn. Then that jerk\u00a0transferred you. And that’s when you begin to wonder just what the hell\u00a0is going on on the other end of the line.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

We asked our readers to use the power of image manipulation to answer that question and gave money for the best answer. The winner is below, but first the runners-up …<\/em><\/p>\n

#20.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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\nby Perusse<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nby bazooka<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nby djHanDon<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nby djHanDon<\/a><\/p>\n

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#10.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nby Danzy<\/a><\/p>\n

#9.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nby djHanDon<\/a><\/p>\n

#8.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nby Paka<\/a><\/p>\n

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#6.<\/span><\/p>\n

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#5.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nby sonoftime<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nby sonoftime<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nby Fenrir66<\/a><\/p>\n

#2.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nby Mgloss<\/a><\/p>\n

And the winner is …<\/p>\n

Congrats, Writables<\/a>. You win money.<\/p>\n

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Here’s one from the customer’s point of view. \u00a0 I personally believe that #10, #8 and #5 may actually be occurring.\u00a0   We’ve all been there: You’re working with customer service. You waited 30 minutes to just talk to a human. Then you went on hold. Then they transferred you and waited another 30 minutes Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=941"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":984,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941\/revisions\/984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}