{"id":736,"date":"2015-04-29T10:33:19","date_gmt":"2015-04-29T17:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=736"},"modified":"2015-04-30T09:57:58","modified_gmt":"2015-04-30T16:57:58","slug":"the-34-most-unintentionally-disturbing-childrens-products","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=736","title":{"rendered":"The 34 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children’s Products"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is from cracked.com.<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 They have some awesome writers there. \u00a0 Apparently every company needs to have a “male genitalia” expert to advise them when their products look like a penis, or if it’s making something else project out from where a penis would be. \u00a0 \u00a0Even Wonder Woman agrees, she’s spreading her legs for that idea.<\/p>\n

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Before a children’s toy can hit the shelves, it has to go through numerous stages of development, safety checks, testing, marketing, and whatever other words are in the glossary of a product development book. \u00a0 \u00a0Amazing that these slipped through.<\/em><\/p>\n

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  This is from cracked.com.\u00a0 \u00a0 They have some awesome writers there. \u00a0 Apparently every company needs to have a “male genitalia” expert to advise them when their products look like a penis, or if it’s making something else project out from where a penis would be. \u00a0 \u00a0Even Wonder Woman agrees, she’s spreading her Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=736"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":740,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions\/740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}