{"id":711,"date":"2015-04-26T08:36:42","date_gmt":"2015-04-26T15:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=711"},"modified":"2015-04-26T08:36:42","modified_gmt":"2015-04-26T15:36:42","slug":"20-over-the-top-products-for-pets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=711","title":{"rendered":"20 Over-The-Top Products For Pets"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 I am not a violent man. \u00a0But if I saw someone put their dog on a treadmill and made them chase a plastic bone, I might hurt someone. \u00a0 And putting a fake wig on a cat just HAS to be a violation of SPCA rules as well. \u00a0And a BUTT COVER? \u00a0 How does the poor animal poop? \u00a0Hard to believe these items are for real but they are.<\/p>\n

Dog House With Loft<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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If you ever get in trouble with your significant other and get stuck in\u00a0the doghouse, hopefully it’s this<\/em> doghouse.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Feather Tether<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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The Feather Tether allows you to take your bird for a walk. Or, if you have a particularly strong bird, it allows you to experience the magic of flight.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Cat Perfume<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Hopefully this company also makes a perfume for dogs that smells like other dogs’ butts.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Goldfish Walker<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Take your goldfish for a walk so it can finally see a larger part of the world. It’s an experience it will remember for the rest of its life. Or for three seconds.<\/p>\n

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Cat Toilet Training Kit<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This kit teaches your cat to use the toilet. But it can’t teach your cat to play Candy Crush while doing its business.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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PoochPants Dog Diaper<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Are PoochPants a helpful pet accessory or simply something that looks ridiculous? It Depends<\/em>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Space Ants Illuminated Ant Farm<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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It’s an ant farm that glows in the dark. It’s either super cool or something that will scare the bejesus out of you in the middle of the night.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Kitty Chaise Lounge<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This fancy bed is perfect for cats to lounge around after\u00a0a long, stressful day of lounging around.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Dog Treadmill<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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To make sure your dog keeps running, this should come with a video of a mailman where he’s just barely out of reach.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Meowlingual Cat Translator<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This device from Japan attempts to translate the meaning of your cat’s meows. As it turns out, the meows all mean, “Hey, you know it’s time to feed me, right?”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Dog Fake Fur Coat<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Don’t worry, the fur isn’t real. Except for, you know, the dog’s actual fur.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Diamond Dog Collars<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Dog is man’s best friend. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Which means a dog with a diamond collar has two best friends and has to make a tough call when he’s got a plus one to the basketball game.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Pet Stroller<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This is perfect for when you want to take your pet for a walk, but don’t want your pet to get any actual exercise.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Kitty Wigs<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Kittywigs<\/a> is a real company that, well, sells wigs for kitties. In fact, the cat pictured above is actually wearing a wig and is not a natural redhead.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Cat Trapeze<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Pillows + Climbing = Cat Heaven. (Except it’s\u00a0for cats that are still alive.)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Dog Snuggie<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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“You got a shirt for your dog? That’s crazy!”<\/p>\n

“It’s not a shirt. It’s a Snuggie. For my dog.”<\/p>\n

“Oh, why didn’t you say so? Now I’m on board!”<\/p>\n

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Cat Hamburger Bed<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This cat can’t haz cheeseburger, but at least it can be<\/em> cheeseburger.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Bowser Beer<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Don’t worry, this beer for dogs doesn’t contain any alcohol. So it’s perfectly safe for your dog to have a few drinks and then drive your car.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Butt Covers<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Seeing a flower is a welcome substitute for seeing what’s underneath that flower. This is genius.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Pet Sauna<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Finally, a way for a cat to work up a sweat without actually moving.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n

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\u00a0 I am not a violent man. \u00a0But if I saw someone put their dog on a treadmill and made them chase a plastic bone, I might hurt someone. \u00a0 And putting a fake wig on a cat just HAS to be a violation of SPCA rules as well. \u00a0And a BUTT COVER? \u00a0 How Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":723,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions\/723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}