{"id":655,"date":"2015-04-11T06:26:19","date_gmt":"2015-04-11T13:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=655"},"modified":"2015-04-11T06:26:19","modified_gmt":"2015-04-11T13:26:19","slug":"the-craziest-7-items-sold-by-skymall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=655","title":{"rendered":"The Craziest 7 Items Sold By Skymall"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Belmont<\/p>\n

As I told you a while back, Skymall is going bankrupt <\/a>and won’t be selling a lot of crazy items. \u00a0Although I also told you that they were saved and will still be around<\/a>, they won’t be selling a lot of the more interesting items any more.<\/p>\n

So luckily, Amazon carries most of the special items they had, so rest assured you can buy these 7 one-of-a-kind treasures:<\/p>\n

Wine Necklace Holder. \u00a0For amputees and lazy alcholics.<\/h4>\n

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King Tut Egyptian Chair. \u00a0The only thing less comfortable is the Kings throne in Game of Thrones.<\/h4>\n

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Personalizing Branding Iron. \u00a0 So you stake your claim. \u00a0Or claim your steak.<\/h4>\n

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Beer Pager. \u00a0There’s nothing worse than losing your can of High Life.<\/h4>\n

\"INCREDIBLE<\/p>\n

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Bracelet Assister. \u00a0I wonder if it works on both hands or if you have to buy a leftie and a rightie one?<\/h4>\n

\"Bracelet<\/p>\n

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Dog Breed Toaster. \u00a0 I need one because my golden retriever won’t touch a piece of toast that has a poodle on it.<\/h4>\n

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Litter Robot. \u00a0<\/strong> \u00a0The description says “After your cat enters…) \u00a0Any cat dumb enough to climb in what looks like a gas chamber death trap deserves to lose 4-5 of their lives.<\/h4>\n

\"Litter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I told you a while back, Skymall is going bankrupt and won’t be selling a lot of crazy items. \u00a0Although I also told you that they were saved and will still be around, they won’t be selling a lot of the more interesting items any more. So luckily, Amazon carries most of the special Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":658,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions\/658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}