{"id":633,"date":"2015-04-03T12:47:46","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T19:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=633"},"modified":"2015-04-04T08:01:59","modified_gmt":"2015-04-04T15:01:59","slug":"bitchy-sick-note-to-boss-goes-viral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=633","title":{"rendered":"Bitchy Sick Note to Boss Goes Viral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/firsttoknow.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/annoyed-doctor-sick-note-558x279.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"143\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So last week I talked about sick calls from employees, here&#8217;s a different take on the situation. \u00a0Evidently this employee&#8217;s job required a doctor&#8217;s note for them to miss work, and the doctor used the opportunity to make a statement about the company policy. \u00a0 \u00a0I love the &#8220;kind regards&#8221; part at the end&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>We all know about the doctor\u2019s \u201csick note\u201d \u2014 that letter an official physician must write for your school or employer that verifies you have been missing school \/ work because you are, as you have said and as anyone can see, are sick.<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"crtoTextBanner\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em>Most of us understand why this policy was invented. There are far too many people who take advantage of sick days and pretend to be sick when in fact they\u2019re just enjoying a day off. But now an unverified\u00a0sick note allegedly written from a doctor to an employee\u2019s boss is making waves on the internet. Why? Because it\u2019s the kind of sharp, bitchy note you don\u2019t normally expect to see coming from a doctor.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/firsttoknow.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/sick-note-to-boss_558.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So last week I talked about sick calls from employees, here&#8217;s a different take on the situation. \u00a0Evidently this employee&#8217;s job required a doctor&#8217;s note for them to miss work, and the doctor used the opportunity to make a statement about the company policy. \u00a0 \u00a0I love the &#8220;kind regards&#8221; part at the end&#8230; We <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=633\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-employees","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":636,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions\/636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}