{"id":628,"date":"2015-04-06T06:28:24","date_gmt":"2015-04-06T13:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=628"},"modified":"2015-04-06T06:28:24","modified_gmt":"2015-04-06T13:28:24","slug":"why-repairing-your-neon-sign-should-be-a-priority","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=628","title":{"rendered":"Why Repairing Your Neon Sign Should Be A Priority"},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems that you see broken neon signs more and more these days. \u00a0Advertising your business right out in front of it is a no-brainer, but these companies better get the repair guy out there quickly or they’ll be attracting the wrong customers…<\/p>\n

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In case you can’t afford the full breast reconstruction.<\/p>\n

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This is a proposed superstore for when they legalize marijuana.<\/p>\n

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I’m guessing this is a common problem with a company that has this name on all their signs.<\/p>\n

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Not many people have more than one MILF but if you do, you can store one of them here.<\/p>\n

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I guess it depends on how high the prices are.<\/p>\n

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Having a hard time figuring out what the missing letter is. Did they misspell “Supreme”?<\/p>\n

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Yes indeed.<\/p>\n

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Well if you’re going to a carnival of hoes, at least they’re 1\/2 price.<\/p>\n

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This one actually makes sense!<\/p>\n

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And you wondered where all those cats come from.<\/p>\n

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Well, there are some loco Jews…<\/p>\n

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Doesn’t sound too tasty to me.<\/p>\n

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You wonder if a competitor shot the 4 letters out.<\/p>\n

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.<\/p>\n

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from brainjet.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It seems that you see broken neon signs more and more these days. \u00a0Advertising your business right out in front of it is a no-brainer, but these companies better get the repair guy out there quickly or they’ll be attracting the wrong customers…     In case you can’t afford the full breast reconstruction.   Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":642,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions\/642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}