{"id":528,"date":"2015-03-14T06:22:38","date_gmt":"2015-03-14T13:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=528"},"modified":"2015-03-14T06:22:38","modified_gmt":"2015-03-14T13:22:38","slug":"the-value-of-the-almighty-dollar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=528","title":{"rendered":"The Value of the Almighty Dollar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hoax-slayer.com\/images\/dollar-bill.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"183\" height=\"121\" \/><\/p>\n<p>From the People of Walmart site. \u00a0I guess someone always wanted to wipe their butt with a dollar bill.<\/p>\n<h2><a title=\"Money In The Bank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.peopleofwalmart.com\/money-in-the-bank\/\">MONEY IN THE BANK<\/a><\/h2>\n<p>As my husband, our good friends and I were leaving Walmart one night my husband spots what he thinks is a wad of dollar bills on the ground. He picks it up only to discover it is $1 wrapped around a piece of poo.<\/p>\n<p>Freaked out he drops the money and we look around for the hidden cameras and hand sanitizer. That had to have been a prank. Who would wrap a piece of poo with money and leave it outside of a Walmart?<\/p>\n<p>As we look around for the hidden camera we spot a typical Walmart customer bend over, pick up the poo encrusted dollar, shake off the bill, wipe it on her sweat pants and stick it in her pocket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; From the People of Walmart site. \u00a0I guess someone always wanted to wipe their butt with a dollar bill. MONEY IN THE BANK As my husband, our good friends and I were leaving Walmart one night my husband spots what he thinks is a wad of dollar bills on the ground. He picks it <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=528\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":530,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions\/530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}